Last week I was talking to a friend about being around drunk dudes and how unpredictable they can be, particularly when sports are involved. I try not to be around it because to me there's nothing dumber than being drunk and fighting. Sean Fallon-Nebbia, 27, of New York does not share my views. Especially when you take into account he got drunk and bit his brothers ear off. Yep. That. Happened.
During a Super Bowl party where it
seems like a lot of people lost their damned minds he and his brother
were getting drunk and wrestling. His girlfriend said that they drank
a bottle and a half of Southern Comfort and Jack Daniel's. Now, I
have mixed these two things together myself and you know what
happened? I laughed a lot and then later wanted to have sex with
everything. What I didn't do was try and wrestle someone. Sean and
Frank began to have a friendly game of grabass when shit took a turn
for the worse.
The witness to this mayhem Audra
Babcock said they were wrestling and hugging and saying “I love
you, brother” and somehow, meaning alcohol, all kinds of violence
involving punches, puking on each other, ear biting, and finishing it
off with one brother laying unconscious on the ground with severe
bleeding and, you know, an ear missing. His brother went to the
emergency room and they said that he is permanently disfigured which
I'm sure isn't how he planned to start his day. Sean, the biter, was
arrested with $15,000 bond. How drunk does one need to get?
“They were drinking. They really just
love each other” Audra told police. Not sure if that's gonna hold
up in court. No family gathering will ever be the same. There have
been family gatherings ruined over food, a fight, or even choice of
clothing let alone someone getting a body part bitten off. Fucking
lunatic. Seriously. If you have bitten a person's body part off and
this isn't a situation where you are fighting for your life but
because you can't handle your liquor, you need to never see sunlight
ever again. You broke.
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