Saturday, February 15, 2014

Only In Florida 6


Have you ever wanted to go to a high school reunion and beat up someone that upset you when you were younger? Some people don't have that level of patience and decide to fight people just a year after they've gotten out of school. Allow me to introduce you to Sarasota, Florida teen Asia Odom who was just hankerin' to do some spankerin'!

Asia showed up at Booker High to confront a 15 year old girl after getting into a fight on Facebook. Police say that Asia lied about being invited to the school by the girl but its the future and there were cameras around to show that she was lying. She saw the girl sitting in the cafeteria and knocked her down and started fighting her. Two school officials broke them up and Asia was charged with trespassing and misdemeanor battery. She was released on $620 bail.

18 going on 39.

Just from looking at her mugshot I know that this isn't over. That 15 year old girl is going to be looking over her shoulder until she lives somewhere else which is how I imagine everyone that lives in Florida lives honestly. She is 18 with a neck tattoo. I have a thing about people with neck tattoos like this. It either means that you are so successful that you need no other human to ever pay your was so you feel that its cool to decorate your neck. Or you are a fuck up. If you are reading this and plan on getting a neck tattoo, don't. Its not cool. Its not cute. Unless you can hide it. If you can hide it then knock yourself out. This thing, that appears to be a paw, can not be hidden.

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