Why do people always want to fuck with dangerous animals? Particularly snakes. Every year someone does something stupid like own a giant sake and act all surprised when its eats their kid or pet or this case when a security guard was killed when he wrapped a 15 foot python around his shoulders. You can attempt this if the snake is your pet and even then the shit is dangerous to do.
In Bali a security guard volunteered to
help catch a snake that had been seen in the area. He didn't even
work at the hotel this monster was spotted in but decided that at the
age of 59 that he had the power to take this thing down. He didn't.
At 3 in the morning he was alerted that the snake was around and
he...caught it? I guess?
So he grabs the snake by the head and
tail and tossed it over his shoulder. That's like saying you caught a
shark by its teeth. This is a python. Its head is the least of your
concern. By the time its mouth is used you're already saying hello to your ancestors. These things wrap around you and just squeeze until you sit
there dying like an asshole. Why did he wrap it around his shoulders?
Your neck is like right there! You don't fuck with any snake you
don't know. Snake Plissken. Solid Snake. Snakes Eyes...
“It happened so fast” Agung Bawa an
assistant security manager at the not even open at the time hotel
said. “We were sad because we could not do anything to help him.”
The worst part about all this besides a dude dying is that the snake
got away. Police after moments of investigation concluded that dude
died from suffocation.
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