Friday, February 14, 2014

Dante Vs. Nature 36


Why do people always want to fuck with dangerous animals? Particularly snakes. Every year someone does something stupid like own a giant sake and act all surprised when its eats their kid or pet or this case when a security guard was killed when he wrapped a 15 foot python around his shoulders. You can attempt this if the snake is your pet and even then the shit is dangerous to do.

In Bali a security guard volunteered to help catch a snake that had been seen in the area. He didn't even work at the hotel this monster was spotted in but decided that at the age of 59 that he had the power to take this thing down. He didn't. At 3 in the morning he was alerted that the snake was around and he...caught it? I guess?

So he grabs the snake by the head and tail and tossed it over his shoulder. That's like saying you caught a shark by its teeth. This is a python. Its head is the least of your concern. By the time its mouth is used you're already saying hello to your ancestors. These things wrap around you and just squeeze until you sit there dying like an asshole. Why did he wrap it around his shoulders? Your neck is like right there! You don't fuck with any snake you don't know. Snake Plissken. Solid Snake. Snakes Eyes...


“It happened so fast” Agung Bawa an assistant security manager at the not even open at the time hotel said. “We were sad because we could not do anything to help him.” The worst part about all this besides a dude dying is that the snake got away. Police after moments of investigation concluded that dude died from suffocation.


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